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You Are Keanu Reeves… Whoa!

Okay so I was sleeping the other night, having myself a lovely dream, where I was tooling along with not a care in the world. Suddenly, Keanu Reeves came running up to me and said “I know you!” I’m like, “Uh, how do you know me?” He said, “Because I AM you. Or at least I will be. Soon.” That was confusing. He ran off, sort of crazed, and started grabbing people by the shoulders and saying basically the same thing. “I know you! I AM you!” Then he disappeared into the crowd. A bunch of us sort of looked

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